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Watch 'Shocking The Day The Clown Cried' Footage (1 фото + 1 видео)
By the early 1970s, Jerry Lewis was a has-been. His finer days, when he was starring in The Nutty Professor and The Patsy and selling out clubs with his comedy partner Dean Martin, were out of sight in the rear-view mirror. These days, with the exception of 1983′s The King of Comedy, his biggest claim to fame is, “Guy who’s popular in France” or possibly “Guy who sounds like Dr. Frink from The Simpsons” or maybe simply “Asshole.” There’s one movie of Lewis’ from 1972, however, that film fans have been fascinated by since the day it was announced — and no one’s ever seen it. It’s called The Day the Clown Cried, and it makes Life Is Beautiful look like Flubber by comparison. According to Entertainment Weekly: The Day the Clown Cried was a 1972 Holocaust drama directed and starring Jerry Lewis that was famously decried for its bad taste before ever being released. Lewis then buried the film, denouncing it as “bad” and made him feel “embarrassed.” The script and a few stills are all that survive for public consumption — until now, when YouTube user unclesporkums found this 7-minute clip of behind-the-scenes footage and shared it online yesterday. (Via) Classic unclesporkums move. Anyway, when asked about the movie earlier this year, Lewis cried, “It was all bad, and it was bad because I lost the magic. You will never see it. No one will ever see it, because I am embarrassed at the poor work.” Well, now we’ve seen it, and it’s all bad. The lesson here: clowns are terrible. Also, f*ck you, Jerry Lewis.
By the early 1970s, Jerry Lewis was a has-been. His finer days, when he was starring in The Nutty Professor and The Patsy and selling out clubs with his comedy partner Dean Martin, ...
'Avengers'-Themed Sex Toys Make Perfect Present (6 фото)
It's a question that's stumped mankind for decades, right up there with the whereabouts of the Lindbergh baby and what's the deal with nunchuks (they're not nuns, they're not chucks — what are they?!?): just how big is the Hulk's...y'know? Is it proportional to his Bruce Banner body, or his engorged Hulk one? This is important. Thanks to Tumblr user Sarmai, though, we now have a better idea what it might look like. He designed a line of sex toys for six of the Avengers, including Iron Man and Black Widow, ranging from vibrators to simulators to a Hulk-colored dildo. (That one's pretty NSFW, so you'll have to check it out at the source.) There's no Black Panther, but that's only because he didn't want to embarrass the oh-so-white Captain America...yet.
It's a question that's stumped mankind for decades, right up there with the whereabouts of the Lindbergh baby and what's the deal with nunchuks (they're not nuns, they're not chucks — what are they?!?
A Pacu, A Testicle-Eating Fish, Has Been Caught In Sweden (1 фото + 1 видео)
Fishermen recently caught a 21-centimeter-long pacu in Oresund Sound, between Sweden and Denmark. Pacus can grow up to 90 centimeters (almost 36 inches) in length and can weigh as much as 25 kilograms (over 50 pounds), and are usually found in the Amazon. Why am I telling you all this? Well… “The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite, there have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea where some men have had their testicles bitten off,” Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the Danish museum, said. “They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth,” he told The Local. “And its mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It’s not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden.” [Telegraph] Testicle-eating fish from the Amazon invading a quaint Scandinavian town sounds like the plot of a Syfy movie. Someone get Dustin Diamond and one of the girls from Dream on the phone. This could do for them what Sharknado did for Ian Ziering and Tara Reid. Which is to say, very little, in all likelihood. (Never forget.) In the meantime, don’t go skinny-dipping in Sweden. Or anywhere. Not even your bathtub. These things already made it halfway around the world. You can’t be too careful.
Fishermen recently caught a 21-centimeter-long pacu in Oresund Sound, between Sweden and Denmark. Pacus can grow up to 90 centimeters (almost 36 inches) in length and can weigh as much as 25...
Billy Ray Cyrus Looks Like Fat Mac From It's Always Sunny (7 фото)
I swear to you guys I was not watching the “Teen Choice Awards” last night. What I am guilty of is regularly perusing r/IASIP and getting way to excited when I read “I thought Fat Mac was back for a second…” It was a bittersweet discovery that Rob McElhenney has not in fact returned to Fat Mac form, but instead that Billy Ray Cyrus is currently the owner of the best Fat Mac impersonation going. Is it 100% spot-on perfect? No, sadly no. Billy Ray isn’t quite fat or lovable enough. But that doesn’t mean it’s too far removed for us to compare some of images with Fat Mac Always Sunny GIFs does it? Of course not. Let’s take a look…
I swear to you guys I was not watching the “Teen Choice Awards” last night. What I am guilty of is regularly perusing r/IASIP and getting way to excited when I read “I thought Fat Mac was back for...
Watch Katy Perry's Emoji 'Roar' Music Video (1 фото + 1 видео)
Katy Perry‘s music is like an ice cream sundae with soda and candy: it’s terrible for you, but also SO good. She’s completely shameless and I love her for it. Take, for instance, the music video for “Roar,” the first single off her upcoming album, Prism (due out in October). Nearly the entire thing is told through emojis. It’s so fast paced and brightly colored and I can’t keep up that I get the same feeling that I have when I’m watching a Japanese game show: I might have a seizure but I don’t want to look away. It’s too fascinating. I’ll never look away from you, Katy Perry.
Katy Perry‘s music is like an ice cream sundae with soda and candy: it’s terrible for you, but also SO good. She’s completely shameless and I love her for it.
'Breaking Bad' Ratings: Through The Roof (2 фото)
So there’s this show…oh, what’s it called again…it’s final season kicked off last night…oh dammit what’s it called again…oh yeah, Breaking Bad. Well, a lot of people watched it last night — double than the show’s previous high — which I’m guessing means a lot of people did some binge-watching via DVDs, Netflix etc. during Breaking Bad‘s hiatus, adding more fans to its roster. Reports the Hollywood Reporter: "Breaking Bad surged to a series record on Sunday night, bringing in 5.9 million viewers in its first airing — nearly doubling its previous high…The first half of Breaking Bad’s final season opened with 2.9 million viewers last July, making for a 102 percent gain, year over year. A record at the time, the series eclipsed the haul several episodes later with 3 million viewers tuning into the penultimate episode before the show’s break." Breaking Bad also surged in adults 18-49, jumping 87 percent from last summer’s season premiere with 3.6 million viewers in the demo. Adults 25-54 also saw gains, rising 81 percent to 3.3 million.
So there’s this show…oh, what’s it called again…it’s final season kicked off last night…oh dammit what’s it called again…oh yeah, Breaking Bad.
Lake Bell Is Naked On The New Cover Of New York Magazine (2 фото + 1 видео)
There was a nude scene featuring Lake Bell in How to Make It In America that rates as one of my favorite nude scenes of all time, mainly because it featured Lake Bell nude. I recall her breasts being particularly glorious, and I’m not even really a boob guy. That said, I subscribe to New York magazine and am very much looking forward to getting this week’s issue in the mail, as it features Lake Bell nude on the cover. It’s going to look great sitting on my coffee table for the rest of my life. Here’s the full, mildly NSFW cover…
There was a nude scene featuring Lake Bell in How to Make It In America that rates as one of my favorite nude scenes of all time, mainly because it featured Lake Bell nude.
You Can Rent Basquiat's Former NYC Loft For $650 Per Night On AirBnB (6 фото + 2 видео)
Twenty-five years ago today, Jean-Michel Basquiat died of a heroin overdose at the age of 27 in New York. If you’re feeling overcome with Basquiat nostalgia because of this, you should maybe consider renting his former loft in Soho for a spell. The place — which pre-fame Madonna reportedly stayed in when Basquiat traveled — is currently listed on AirBnB, after all. In addition to the one up top, here are a few other pics of the place…
Twenty-five years ago today, Jean-Michel Basquiat died of a heroin overdose at the age of 27 in New York.
'World War Z' Is Now Brad Pitt's Highest Grossing Film Of All-Time (3 фото)
When all is said and done for movies in 2013, and the Academy has handed out every last gold-covered chocolate statue for the Best Picture and Best Actor and everyone has clapped the loudest for German actor Dieter Pfaff during the In Memoriam segment, perhaps the biggest achievement of this year will have been the box office success of World War Z. In the last week or so, the Brad Pitt zombie action film managed to crack the $500 million mark worldwide, and that’s notable not just because this movie seemed like a textbook failure from Day One, but also because it’s the first Brad Pitt film to ever do that. Prior to WWZ, Pitt’s highest grossing film worldwide was the 2004 Ancient Greece war epic Troy ($497 million), while his biggest domestic box office performance was the 2005 action comedy Mr. & Mrs. Smith, which hauled in $186 million in the U.S. and $478 million globally. Smith was also Pitt’s biggest box office opening, as people shelled out $50 million to see him star opposite the woman that stole him away from Jennifer Aniston, which was, of course, the most important story of 2005 and perhaps the entire 00s. And now it’s World War Z, the movie that cause countless fanboys and especially me freak out because it wasn’t staying true to the Max Brooks book that we all love so much, that has set the bar the highest for Pitt, with its $66 million opening weekend, $197 million domestic and $502 million worldwide grosses. I wonder what Pitt thinks about all of that…
When all is said and done for movies in 2013, and the Academy has handed out every last gold-covered chocolate statue for the Best Picture and Best Actor and everyone has clapped the loudest for...
How Much Money Would You Pay For This 'Breaking Bad' LEGO Set? (5 фото)
If you’re unfamiliar with the website Citizen Brick, then you’re clearly not a dopey adult LEGO fan like I am, but for the sake of brevity, it’s a site that allows people to have a little more fun with their LEGO sets by adding all sorts of strange new characters and especially different types of body parts and accessories. But they have outdone themselves this time with the new “Superlab Playset,” which is obviously not an official Breaking Bad LEGO set, but it’s the closest thing that you’ll find on this planet. This may have just jumped The Simpsons on my LEGO must-have list. I have to admit, I was a little surprised by the $250 price tag of this incredible set, because I immediately guessed that it was going to cost around $1,000. I’m not saying that it should cost that much money, but there are definitely people out there who would pay that much, and they’d probably sell their TVs to afford it. If you want one of these sets to play along with during this final season, get your orders in now, because they take 2-3 weeks to ship. Maybe spend all that time brushing up on Dustin’s ridiculously complex theories about Walter White and Co.’s destiny.
If you’re unfamiliar with the website Citizen Brick, then you’re clearly not a dopey adult LEGO fan like I am, but for the sake of brevity, ...
Video: Ashton Kutcher Offered Some Advice At The Teen Choice Awards (1 фото + 1 видео)
Ashton Kutcher was the big winner of the Ultimate Choice Award at last night’s Teen Choice Awards, or as he described it – “the old people award.” After all, 35-years old is basically death’s doorstep in the eyes of teens, or so I remember it being that way all those years ago when I was playing with my pogs and checking in with my parents through my beeper and pay phone. In his acceptance speech, the star of the upcoming Steve Jobs biopic Jobs admitted that his first name is Chris, which anyone could have known with a simple check of the ol’ Wikipedia, but the screaming teens who listened to his speech beyond that may have heard some very inspirational words, as the star of Dude, Where’s My Car? and What Happens in Vegas has really taken his studies of Jobs to heart. It almost makes us forget about that whole trucker hat fad. Almost.
Ashton Kutcher was the big winner of the Ultimate Choice Award at last night’s Teen Choice Awards, or as he described it – “the old people award.
The Best Fake Celebrity Twitter Accounts (8 фото)
Celebrity Twitters run the range from funny to self-promoting to just plain boring, but fake celebrity Twitter accounts? Now that’s where the real fun is. Within this list are the most hilarious parody accounts — or at least the ones that are still in existence. Trust us, these hilarious copies are way better than the real thing. Mostly because they’ll never beg you to buy their new perfume or ask you to tune into their lame interview. Check out who you should start following below!
Celebrity Twitters run the range from funny to self-promoting to just plain boring, but fake celebrity Twitter accounts? Now that’s where the real fun is.
10 Embarrassing Celebrity Selfies (11 фото)
The selfie is the highest art form of the social media world, and occasionally celebs like to share self-taken photos other than naked snapshots or flattering, filtered full makeup pictures. Sometimes they share awkward selfies of themselves with duck lips, showing off questionable fashion choices and trying to look sexy while being anything but. These pictures may have you cringing on their behalf, or they may have you loving them all the more for showing off their less than glamorous sides. Check out our compilation of embarrassing celebrity selfies below.
The selfie is the highest art form of the social media world, and occasionally celebs like to share self-taken photos other than naked snapshots or flattering, filtered full makeup pictures.
Paula Deen Wins Racial Discrimination Lawsuit (1 фото)
Food Network star Paula Deen found herself under fire when allegations of racism and sexual harassment came to light from a recent deposition. In turn she lost her job and was unable to save face, even with a strange series of apology videos and asking people to throw rocks at her. Yet after all that, the judge has thrown out the claim filed against Deen for some intriguing reasons. The judge in the case ruled that the woman who filed the suit, Lisa Jackson, “has no claim to racial discrimination” because she’s white. Apparently, white people cannot be offended by racism. Jackson tried to argue against the ruling by saying someone in her family is bi-racial, but the judge determined that even if such a thing were true, she was at best an “accidental victim” — which may or may not be the hit follow-up song to ‘Accidental Racist.’ However, the case is not completely thrown out, as Deen and her brother still have those sexual harassment charges to deal with.
Food Network star Paula Deen found herself under fire when allegations of racism and sexual harassment came to light from a recent deposition.
Katy Perry Accused of Copying Sara Bareilles Song + Fan Wars! (4 фото)
Katy Perry‘s new single, ‘Roar,’ is getting a ton of press — unfortunately, for mostly bad reasons. The undeniably catchy tune is catching the attention of music critics and Lady Gaga fans, who keep pointing out that it sounds almost identical to Sara Bareilles‘ ‘Brave’ — igniting a “stan war” between the Katy Cats and the Little Monsters. So how did the trifecta of musical ladies respond? Perry hasn’t responded to allegations of copying ‘Brave,’ though she did praise the song when it was initially released:
Katy Perry‘s new single, ‘Roar,’ is getting a ton of press — unfortunately, for mostly bad reasons. The undeniably catchy tune is catching the attention of music critics and Lady Gaga fans, ...
Lady Gaga Releases 'Applause' Single Early [AUDIO] (8 фото + 1 видео)
Lady Gaga is not about to be one-upped by Katy Perry. The two pop stars were both victims of hackers and leakers who released their highly anticipated music to the masses early, so Gaga responded to the hype by sharing her song in full on her own to her beloved Little Monsters — who were trying to steal the thunder from Perry’s ‘Roar’ as best they could. ‘Applause’ was originally slated for an Aug. 19 release, which would make it closer to the Nov. 11 drop date of ‘ARTPOP.’ Gaga posted a flurry of tweets for what she called an “emergency” in support of ‘Applause.’
Lady Gaga is not about to be one-upped by Katy Perry. The two pop stars were both victims of hackers and leakers who released their highly anticipated music to the masses early, ...
13 Ridiculous Walrus GIFs Because Walruses Are Ridiculous (11 фото)
Walruses truly are ridiculous creatures, and we think even better than photos to demonstrate this are GIFs, which capture the (sort of) majesty and (almost) grace of a walrus even better than a still photo could. Look at the reaction of this walrus to getting a fish made out of cake. Now imagine watching the walrus slapping itself in the face — much funnier right? That’s why we put together this list of walrus GIFs. Some of them are walruses being ridiculous, others are people on the internet being ridiculous about walruses. All of them are awesome.
Walruses truly are ridiculous creatures, and we think even better than photos to demonstrate this are GIFs, ...
Tina Fey With Cats -- Your New Favorite Tumblr (6 фото)
Chances are you love Tina Fey and cats. Well, this Tumblr is both at once. It stands to reason therefore, that you will double-love Tina Fey With a Cat, because that’s how emotions work. It is pictures of Tina Fey, with cats Photoshopped in. Seems pretty simple. It is still a delight, however. Here are a few choice pics:
Chances are you love Tina Fey and cats. Well, this Tumblr is both at once. It stands to reason therefore, that you will double-love Tina Fey With a Cat, because that’s how emotions work.
Outstanding Time-lapse Of Europe's Architectural Masterpieces (5 фото + 1 видео)
A key part of any holiday is taking a zillions photos of your travels, but few of us would have the dedication and resolved displayed by Luke Shepard, a 23 year old videographer. He set out on a whirlwind tour of Europe, visiting 36 cities across 21 different countries within the EU. His sole aim was the document and record some of the most loved and celebrated architectural masterpieces in the world. In total he came back with a staggering 20,000 photographs. Many of these that went into making his Kickstarter backed project ‘Nightvision’, a stunning timelapse of all of those historic monuments at night, away from bustling crowds and searing heat. Here’s what he wrote to all of his Kickstart supporters: “After several months of hard work the project is complete. We came out of this journey with just over 8 minutes of successful footage. Mind boggling, I know! Keep in mind, the footage is composed completely of photographs (25 photos/second). Now, after a month of planning, a month of raising funds, a few months of shooting, and a couple months of editing, I have a final product that is approximately 4 minutes in length! I am quite pleased with the outcome and forever grateful for this opportunity which you have given me. I could never thank you enough.” Rest assured, you’ve rarely seen Europe look quite so beautiful.
A key part of any holiday is taking a zillions photos of your travels, but few of us would have the dedication and resolved displayed by Luke Shepard, a 23 year old videographer.
The Haunting Tale Of Charles Addams Creator Of The Addams Family (1 фото + 1 видео)
Released in 2006 (but only surfacing online now) is the mini documentary titled ‘You Rang, Mr. Addams?‘ which tells the fascinating tale of Charles Addams, the twisted creator behind the creepy and wildly loved Addams Family characters. It tells the story of the dilapidated houses that littered his walk home from school and which served as the inspiration for the iconic Addams Family house, through to rather strange penchant for having picnics in the cemetery with his wife. In short, it’s an illuminating insight into the man so few us truly know about, but who’s work and mischief-making has enchanted and captured the imagination of millions around the world.
Released in 2006 (but only surfacing online now) is the mini documentary titled ‘You Rang, Mr. Addams?
Impressive Collages Pieced Together From US Dollar Bills (7 фото)
There’s a lot you can do with a dollar bill, but not many make use of it in quite the way visual artist Mark Wagner does. He creatively bends, twists, cuts and glues one dollar bills into these striking and complex portraits. When asked about his work, Wagner had this to say: The one dollar bill is the most ubiquitous piece of paper in America. Collage asks the question: what might be done to make it something else? It is a ripe material: intaglio printed on sturdy linen stock, covered in decorative filigree, and steeped in symbolism and concept. Blade and glue transform it-reproducing the effects of tapestries, paints, engravings, mosaics, and computers—striving for something bizarre, beautiful, or unbelievable… the foreign in the familiar. The likes of Abraham Lincoln, Barack Obama and George Washington are all brought to life and creatively assembled over hours of painstaking adjustment and planning, but the end results we think you’re all agree are almost priceless.
There’s a lot you can do with a dollar bill, but not many make use of it in quite the way visual artist Mark Wagner does.
Hilarious Weatherman Prank Spices Up Elevator Ride (1 видео)
Being on an elevator with complete strangers doesn’t necessarily mean you have to stare straight ahead in uncomfortable silence. In this video, a joker decides to liven up an otherwise routine elevator ride by pulling down a map and doing the weather. The forecast calls for hilarious, thanks to the wide of range of reactions of his unsuspecting victims.
Being on an elevator with complete strangers doesn’t necessarily mean you have to stare straight ahead in uncomfortable silence.
Man Uses Allure of ‘The Notebook’ to Get Strangers to Kiss Him (1 видео)
If you want hoardes of ladies to smooch on you, apparently you only need a couple of things. Armed with a clipboard, a hose, a reasonable degree of attractiveness and a willingness to talk about ‘The Notebook’ in public, this guy got a pretty respectable degree of action. Granted, if we saw people making out like that in public, we’d probably cluck our tongues and roll our eyes, then go home because it’s 5:30, which is well past dinnertime and ‘Murder, She Wrote’ is on Netflix! Still, good for this guy — he’s figured out how to basically walk up to a stranger and ask them to make out without seeming creepy. We couldn’t have done that.
If you want hoardes of ladies to smooch on you, apparently you only need a couple of things. Armed with a clipboard, a hose, ...
Man Afraid of Flying Foolishly Goes on Aerobatics Flight (1 видео)
We don’t know which challenge would be greater in this scenario — conquering your fears or conquering your bowels. Regardless, this brave man, Josh, managed to do both when his buddy took him up in the air for an “aerobatics” flight, after learning that he’s afraid of flying. If the anxiety of flying makes you too nervous to enjoy this video, just close your eyes and imagine that somebody is scaring the bejesus out of Miss Piggy. Or that somebody filmed a terrified chicken that can talk. That’s fairly entertaining in its own right. (Side note: this is a video of a person who is terrified of flying doing a whole bunch of loopdeloops and whatnot: obviously it contains NSFW language.)
We don’t know which challenge would be greater in this scenario — conquering your fears or conquering your bowels.
Man Whose Amazon Package Was Stolen Gets Awesome Justice (1 фото + 1 видео)
A thief may have taken off with an Arizona man’s Amazon delivery, but his sense of humor is clearly intact. Tim Lake has a surveillance camera stationed outside his home, which caught a woman making off with a package he received from Amazon. He created a very lighthearted poster in the hopes of finding a woman and sat down for an interview with a local TV station, in which he sheds fake tears.
A thief may have taken off with an Arizona man’s Amazon delivery, but his sense of humor is clearly intact.
Here’s a Cat Dressed As a Shark, Riding a Roomba (1 видео)
Since it’s Shark Week, here’s a video of a cat dressed as a shark riding a Roomba. We know what you’re thinking, yes this IS that cat dressed as a shark riding a Roomba that chased that duck around last year. This time, though, there’s more awesome SharkCat action to enjoy, so we’ll share this video with you. Also, is that how Roombas work? Seems like kind of a pain, but we suppose it’s worth it if you can dress your cat like a shark and plunk it on top of one.
Since it’s Shark Week, here’s a video of a cat dressed as a shark riding a Roomba. We know what you’re thinking, ...
12 Clever 'Lost' Posters We Wish Were Serious (12 фото)
“Lost” posters are usually pretty sad, because an adorable little puppy ran away or a kitten went missing. Ughh, it’s awful. But the good news is we’re not talking about that sort of stuff. In fact, we’ve scoped out lost notices that are really clever and don’t make us think about a child crying somewhere because his parakeet, Corporal Jenkins, has gone missing. While these posts are all jokes, you’ve gotta give it to the makers. Like, if your Nutella went missing, wouldn’t you want it back asap?? Duh. Here are some clever lost posters that will make you chuckle:
“Lost” posters are usually pretty sad, because an adorable little puppy ran away or a kitten went missing. Ughh, it’s awful. But the good news is we’re not talking about that sort of stuff.
PBS Offers Some Fake Reality Shows We’re Surprised Aren’t Real (1 фото + 1 видео)
Reality TV has made it acceptable to put shows on the air focusing on just about anything. And PBS has decided to have some fun with this sad fact. After launching an amusing photo campaign promoting fake reality programs to get people to watch the public service channel, PBS has taken it a step further with clever videos parodying the reality TV trend. So, sit back and take a look at these faux commercials for fake lowbrow series ‘Long Island Landscapers,’ ‘Clam Kings’ and ‘The Tanners.’ The sad thing is you get the feeling any one of these shows could actually be real. Well done, PBS. Well done. Maybe you guys can do a reality show taking viewers behind the scenes of this humorous ad campaign.
Reality TV has made it acceptable to put shows on the air focusing on just about anything. And PBS has decided to have some fun with this sad fact.
Watch Zach Galifianakis Perform Comedy for Preschoolers (1 видео)
Zach Galifianakis hasn’t always been a comedy superstar — before ‘The Hangover,’ Galifianakis was just a piano-playing comedian who managed to get a very short-lived show on VH1. Before ‘Late World With Zach’ was canceled, this clip was filmed. It’s Galifianakis performing for a bunch of preschool students. Not surprisingly, he kills. There’s a reason he’s so popular now. Enjoy!
Zach Galifianakis hasn’t always been a comedy superstar — before ‘The Hangover,’ Galifianakis was just a piano-playing comedian who managed to get a very short-lived show on VH1.
How People Are Preparing for the Return of 'Breaking Bad' (2 фото)
The triumphant (and final) return of ‘Breaking Bad‘ this Sunday, August 11, has gotten people all jazzed up and doing strange things. Some of our friends are throwing parties. Others refuse to let anyone into their homes. People without cable have sworn off Facebook from Sunday until they get a chance to watch the show. It’s insanity. Here’s how people are preparing themselves.
The triumphant (and final) return of ‘Breaking Bad‘ this Sunday, August 11, has gotten people all jazzed up and doing strange things. Some of our friends are throwing parties.
Beyonce's New Short Haircut Looks Awfully Familiar (3 фото)
So Beyonce chopped off all her hair, took a selfie and put it on Instagram — we think there’s something a little funny about it. Although Beyonce looks great with short hair (of course she does), we couldn’t help thinking that maybe … just maybe … if she loses her temper her family better watch out. See what we mean below.
So Beyonce chopped off all her hair, took a selfie and put it on Instagram — we think there’s something a little funny about it.
Domino's Apologizes After Customer Compliments Their Pizza (1 фото + 2 видео)
Does Domino’s suffer from low self-esteem? It would seem so, if the Facebook posting below that has been going around the Web is any indication. It seems that a customer who actually purchased and enjoyed one of Domino’s lukewarm bread and cheese creations decided to, as everyone does once they’ve consumed foodstuffs nowadays, register their enjoyment on Facebook. The customer in question posted a missive about her love for Domino’s pan pizza on the company’s Facebook page which, if the kneejerk apology above is any indication, seems to be used solely to field consumer complaints. Does Domino’s have a spambot ready to reply to any messages, tags or likes with a swift apology for the gastrointestinal distress their product no doubt caused? After years of people calling their pizza “hot circles of garbage,” are they like an abused child who responds to anything — be it a compliment or a criticism — with beaten down remorse? That said, we don’t feel sorry for Domino’s. If anything, this is a good start. The fast food chain has done a few other things over the years that they should apologize for. Here are five things we’d like the Dominos ApologyBot5000 to answer for. 1. Recycling the same dough and cheese they use for pizza for everything from Cheesy Bread to those volcano shaped mounds of noodles and goo they call Pasta Bowls. 2. Releasing those ads a while back where they admitted their pizza is terrible and needed to be changed. You were fine serving slop for decades and we were fine with guiltily devouring it in college when we were hungover and couldn’t be bothered to walk down to the cafeteria for a bagel. That was the agreement, Domino’s.
Does Domino’s suffer from low self-esteem? It would seem so, if the Facebook posting below that has been going around the Web is any indication.
A Powerful Photographic Account Of Life As A Gypsy (16 фото + 1 видео)
The English term ‘Gypsy’ encompasses a number of ethnic groups, in Europe they are predominantly known as the ‘Romani’ people, in India the Banjara, in Armenia the ‘Lom’ people and across Germany, Switzerland and France these nomadic families are sometimes called the ‘Yeniche’ people. Interestingly enough the term ‘Gypsy’ was originally spelt gypcian, short for Egipcien, many believe its roots lie somewhere amongst the rubbles of Middle English, French and Latin. Regardless of country or even origin, the one trait that binds this ethnic group together is their steadfast refusal to identify themselves with a particular territory or country. They have few traditions and no place to literally call home – a result of their ancestors also being nomadic. Their history is one of constant movement and change, tempered with a fierce belief in being free from any country and indeed its institutions. In America they are used as cheap entertainment in shows such as ‘My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding’ whereby the very worst elements of their culture have been provoked, exaggerated, edited and broadcast onto reality TV – but to stereotype the actions of a few, as representative of a much wider community would be incredibly narrow-minded.
The English term ‘Gypsy’ encompasses a number of ethnic groups, in Europe they are predominantly known as the ‘Romani’ people, in India the Banjara, in Armenia the ‘Lom’ people and across Germany, ...
Spectacular Animal Sculptures Crafted From Nature (8 фото)
The majority of the artworks we feature on the site are either hanging from gallery walls or spray painted onto city walls. One of the last places you’d expect to find works of art is amongst the flora and fora in your garden. But that’s precisely what you’ll find on display in the Montreal Botanical Garden’s right now. As part of the Mosaïcultures Internationales Montréal 2013 – Land of Hope (MIM2013) 50 mind-blowing artworks from around 20 countries are on display – all of which are comprised from natural materials. Hundreds of leaves, branches, flowers, vines, roots and meters of foliage are twisted and styled into some of the most stunning creations you’re every likely to see. As if that wasn’t impressive enough, the entire exhibition is 100% sustainable having received green certification from the city itself. You’ll be pleased to know the exhibition still has a few weeks to run, it ends on September 29 2013. Tickets range between $10.25 and $29.50, incredibly reasonable for a day that will surely take your breath away don’t you think?
The majority of the artworks we feature on the site are either hanging from gallery walls or spray painted onto city walls.
Unfortunate & Stupid Chinese Tattoos That Make No Sense (24 фото)
One of the key considerations in getting a tattoo, besides your motive and its symbolism is how it looks on your body. Both Arabic and more importantly Chinese characters are beautiful examples of typography, so it’s not that surprisingly that millions of people around the world choose to ink themselves with sequences of each. The trouble comes when you start using words in the wrong context. If you’re Russian and you get “BAG OF CHIPS” tattooed on your arm, simply because you like the way it looks, you can be sure that anyone who reads English will laugh at you incessantly and constantly ask you “Were you drunk when you got that?” Which brings us nicely onto the following collection of Chinese character tattoos. As aesthetically pleasing as they may be, to anyone who is able to read Chinese they are completely and utterly non-sensical. Take a walk around your local Chinatown and you can expect a serious case of WTF. So our advice, next time you’re thinking of getting a tattoo, go beyond the surface and make an effort to find out the context of what it means. If not, you could end up like these unfortunate souls….
One of the key considerations in getting a tattoo, besides your motive and its symbolism is how it looks on your body.
Here's What Happens When You Mix Soap, Oil & Ink Together (5 фото + 1 видео)
Whilst you use ink in your stationary, oil for your bike and soap to wash yourself everyday, its rare that all three liquids come into contact with one another. What would happen if they did? Would blending ink, soap and oil produce something similar? Or would they just cancel each other out into a soapy sludge? That’s precisely what Russian visual artist Ruslan Khasanov was compelled to find out and so he decided to embark on a series of fun experiments to test his theory. His inspirations came whilst cooking one night, when he noticed the mixture of soy sauce and oil separating out into small black beads in his dish. Taking the same logic, he mixed different quantities of soap, oil and ink together and filmed the results. Amazingly, his unique concoction produced a vivid blend of yellows, magenta, whites and blues – all completely experimental and all mesmerising to look at. You can experience more from the project via his official Behance profile
Whilst you use ink in your stationary, oil for your bike and soap to wash yourself everyday, its rare that all three liquids come into contact with one another.
So THIS Is What Wi-Fi Actually Looks Like... (3 фото)
These days we take Wi-Fi for granted, this invisible energy field that keeps us all constantly connected wherever we are in the world. But do you know how it was initially created? It was actually the by-product of a fail research project conducted by one John O’Sullivan an Australian radioastronomer. At the time he was trying to detect exploding mini black holes the size of an atomic particle, but instead found a solution that made wireless LAN fast and reliable. Not a bad days work in the office I’m sure you’ll agree. But if we could see it, what would Wi-Fi actually look like? Thankfully Dr. Vogel a professor and former NASA employee teamed up with visual artist Nickolay Lamm to answer just that question. Dr. Vogel adds: Wi-Fi is an energy field that is transmitted as waves. The waves have a certain height, distance between them and travel at a certain speed. The distance between Wi-fFi waves is shorter than that of radio waves and longer than that of microwaves, giving wifi a unique transmission band that can’t be interrupted by other signals. Wi-Fi waves are about 3 to 5 inches from crest to crest. Below is the result of their unique collaboration, was it what you were expecting?
These days we take Wi-Fi for granted, this invisible energy field that keeps us all constantly connected wherever we are in the world.
A Dead Shark Has Been Found On The New York City Subway (3 фото)
I’m not sure if you guys have heard this or not, but it’s SHARK WEEK. Yes, you heard that right, it’s SHARK WEEK. I know, I know — it’s crazy because no one is talking about the fact that it’s SHARK WEEK, right? Well, maybe they will now, because a dead shark has been found on an NYC subway train and we’re sure this is a total coincidence and has absolutely NOTHING to do with the fact that it’s SHARK WEEK. Here’s what a tipster named “Mary M” told Gothamist about the dead shark that was found on a Queens-bound N train… “I board a car that’s not terribly full and as soon as I enter, a stench hits my nose. It’s not the typical urine/trash smell, it’s…fishy? I look down to the end of the car to see a dead shark on the floor. I think I stood there for a good minute just staring, thinking ‘Is this for real?! Oh come ON, NYC!’ One of my fellow passengers remarked ‘I’ve been riding the subway for 15 years, and this is the weirdest thing I’ve seen. And I’ve seen EVERYTHING.’ The train filled as we made our way to Astoria, every new passenger was getting excited about it. Once we got to Queensboro Plaza, an MTA employee made all of us move to another car.” And here’s a photo “Mary M took…
I’m not sure if you guys have heard this or not, but it’s SHARK WEEK. Yes, you heard that right, it’s SHARK WEEK.
Tito Ortiz Showed Up On Last Night's Impact Wrestling (1 фото + 2 видео)
If there are two thing TNA Impact Wrestling loves, they’re: 1. Unnecessary mysteries 2. Past-their-expiration-date MMA guys Yesterday it was announced that UFC legend Tito Ortiz would be coming out of retirement to face Quinton “Rampage” Jackson at Bellator’s first pay-per-view event. Bellator’s TV show is “sister shows” with pro wrestling also-ran Impact Wrestling. When Rampage signed with Bellator he was on Impact within the week, so it makes sense that Tito would be announced for a fight and also show up there. Thank goodness Impact had just begun running a story about a mysterious bald man threatening to beat up wrestlers from the shadows! Yes, the August 1 Warnings mystery man who’d been threatening the wrestling organization for weeks turned out to be Tito Ortiz, and if the crowd reaction to Ortiz’s appearance is any indication, it was well worth the money. And by “well worth the money” I mean “thank goodness they fired the pregnant lady and all the injured wrestlers to make cap room for an old MMA guy who hasn’t fought since 2011 and only won one out of his last nine fights.” Awkward and embarrassing all around. Here’s the clip.
If there are two thing TNA Impact Wrestling loves, they’re: 1. Unnecessary mysteries 2. Past-their-expiration- ...
Arizona Man Using Humor To Find Woman Who Stole His Amazon Package (2 фото)
Phoenix resident Tim Lake travels a lot, so he very wisely installed some security cameras around his house to keep an eye on things for him when he’s out and about. The seemingly-paranoid tactic paid off recently, when Lake’s phone received a screen shot of a random woman at his door, and he realized that the bumbling blonde was actually stealing his Amazon package in broad daylight. While a lot of people might be pretty pissed that some woman would just jack their stuff like this, Lake is having a pretty darn good time trying to track down the culprit and humiliating her in the process. In an interview with Phoenix’s KPHO news, Lake pretended to cry over his stolen square ice cube tray, as he compared her appearance in the security footage to Dog the Bounty Hunter, before he read the hilarious flyer that he posted throughout his neighborhood. Oh, and of course he quoted Liam Neeson from Taken, because Tim Lake is awesome.
Phoenix resident Tim Lake travels a lot, so he very wisely installed some security cameras around his house to keep an eye on things for him when he’s out and about.
Watch This: This 'Horrific Bowling Accident' Isn't Really Horrific (1 фото + 1 видео)
A bowler named Troy Walker competed at the 2013 Luci Bonneau Doubles Charity Bowling Tournament in Houston over the weekend, and according to the very convenient video with announcers from a charity bowling tournament, he was the victim of a “horrific bowling accident!” So was his arm ripped off when he reached into the ball return to get his stuck ball? Did he wave his hand over the air blower only to realize that it was blowing out a flesh-eating bacteria? Did you he insert his fingers into the holes only to realize they were the eye sockets of his twin brother’s skull? No. He went to bowl his 12th-consecutive strike for a perfect game and for some unknown reason the rake arm came down and stopped his ball. Unfortunate? Yes. Horrific? No. Oh, and fake? I’m not sure, but it wouldn’t surprise me at all.
A bowler named Troy Walker competed at the 2013 Luci Bonneau Doubles Charity Bowling Tournament in Houston over the weekend, ...
TRENDING NEWS! George Takei Wants The 2014 Winter Olympics To Be Moved (1 фото)
George Takei, who is also quite the scribe in matters of gay rights, is now supporting a petition on change.org that has more than 59,000 signatures. Russia “intends to enforce its laws against visiting LGBT (lesbian, gay, bi-sexual and transgender) athletes, trainers and fans, meaning anyone even so much as waving a rainbow flag (and I presume many men enthusiastically watching and dramatically commenting on figure skating) would be arrested, held for weeks and then deported,” he writes in a blog post last week. “Given this position, the (International Olympic Committee) must do the right thing, protect its athletes and the fans, and move the 2014 Winter Olympics out of Russia.” (Via Yahoo! Sports) Takei also addressed one of the major semantic issues involved in the idea of moving something as massive and expansive as the Olympics, and that’s finding a city or cities that have the proper facilities available at such short notice. After all, it’s not like moving your weekly kickball kegger from one backyard to another. Instead of Russia, Takei recommended Vancouver as a repeat destination, as the facilities from the 2010 Winter Olympics are probably still in decent condition. Of course, you’d also have to take into account the travel arrangements of thousands of athletes, coaches, trainers and family members, not to mention all of the fans already planning to go cheer their countries on. But I’m sure that airlines and hotels will accommodate all of the changes. They usually seem pretty reasonable.
George Takei, who is also quite the scribe in matters of gay rights, is now supporting a petition on change.org that has more than 59,000 signatures.
10 Funny Scenes From Serious TV Dramas: Breaking Bad (6 фото)
"OK, so, I've got this idea for a show. Breaking Bad. It's about a man named Walter White. He's a chemistry teacher who has cancer and oh yeah, he's played by the dad from Malcolm in the Middle. Anyway, cancer. His former co-workers offer to pay for his medical bills, but he refuses and instead makes ice-blue meth in New Mexico in an RV with a slacker, drug-addicted student of his. Cancer, chemistry, meth, what am I missing? That's right: Walter becomes more and more evil, killing people who get in his way, and becoming a monster at home to his wife, who's looking out for the well being of their teenage kid with cerebral palsy. But don't worry: it's going to be hilarious." I don't know how Vince Gilligan pitched Breaking Bad to AMC, but thank god he did, and thank Heisenberg they picked it up. Many consider it to be the greatest TV drama of all-time, or at least in the top-three with The Wire and The Sopranos, but that's not giving it nearly enough comedic credit. Breaking Bad is really, really funny, funnier than most actual sitcoms. With the premiere right around the corner (in case you hadn't heard), let's take a look at some of the funniest moments from 10 SERIOUS TV DRAMAS, including Breaking Bad.
"OK, so, I've got this idea for a show. Breaking Bad. It's about a man named Walter White. He's a chemistry teacher who has cancer and oh yeah, he's played by the dad from Malcolm in the Middle.
VIDEO: Bruce Willis's Awkward Interview for Red 2 on British Radio (2 фото + 1 видео)
In the age of AMAs and live threads and long-form podcast interviews, the movie press tour is such a contrived anachronism that I’m surprised testy interviews like this don’t happen more often. You can almost feel the actors going “really? we’re still doing these?” Here, Jamie Edwards, an entertainment correspondent for London radio station Magic 105.4, tried his damnedest to squeeze some enthusiasm out of crotchedy old Bruce Willis, who seems like he just awoke from hibernation. Edwards’ enthusiasm seemed to only make Willis more angry, like bonking a bear on the nose with a tree branch. Willis seems annoyed solely because Edwards seems so happy to be there. God, I love it when older dudes completely stop giving a sh*t.
In the age of AMAs and live threads and long-form podcast interviews, the movie press tour is such a contrived anachronism that I’m surprised testy interviews like this don’t happen more often.
Sly Stallone calls Bruce Willis greedy and lazy (1 фото)
After going Twitter silent since July 24th, Sylvester Stallone screeched back into action today, announcing that The Expendables 3 is dropping Bruce Willis and picking up Harrison Ford. Between Harrison Ford starring and Mel Gibson playing the villain, it promises to be the grumpiest set since Terminator 4. But minutes after Stallone’s Harrison Ford tweet went up, a second tweet seemed to hint that a beef’s a brewing, with Sly tweeting “GREEDY AND LAZY… A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE”. (I’m not sure if Sly always has the caps lock on, or if the keyboard just does that automatically after a certain level of HGH). Either way, the question remains: are Sly and Bruce Willis beefin’? It would sure seem like it, though it’s hard to say how much Bruce Willis’s past history of being kind of a pain in the ass colors that view. And if “greedy and lazy” was meant to refer to Bruce, in Bruce’s defense, I always assumed wanting to get paid lots of money for not working very hard was The Expendables‘ entire raison d’etre. (I used a French phrase here to keep Sly from tearing my arms off and beating me to death with them). The Expendables 3 will be directed by some dude and open at a future date.
After going Twitter silent since July 24th, Sylvester Stallone screeched back into action today, announcing that The Expendables 3 is dropping Bruce Willis and picking up Harrison Ford.
Watch This: 'Unexpected Ballers' Shows Mormons Hustling At Basketball (1 видео)
Yesterday, the above video, “Unexpected Ballers,” hit the front page of Reddit and blew up into a viral hit accordingly, which means it’s only a matter of time before we find out that it’s actually a marketing clip for Keds or Crystal Pepsi 2.0. So let’s enjoy it for what it is while we can – a video of some white Mormon guys hustling some black basketball players as everyone has a great time. Naturally, you could dip into the comments on that video and read people ruining the feel good nature, but you’d be better off drinking an actual can of Crystal Pepsi from 1993.
Yesterday, the above video, “Unexpected Ballers,” hit the front page of Reddit and blew up into a viral hit accordingly, ...
Watch The Unseen 'The Office' Audition Tapes With Seth Rogen (1 фото + 1 видео)
We already knew about some of the people who, in 2003, originally auditioned for various characters on NBC’s The Office — such as Alan Tudyk for Michael Scott, Mary Lynn Rajskub for Pam, and Hamish Linklater for Jim — but now we’re not only finding out a few others that tried out for roles, but we’re getting to see the audition tapes for the first time. The below reel comes from the bonus features on season nine of The Office, which comes out in September. Included in the highlight reel are Adam Scott trying out for Dwight’s character, Bob Odenkirk trying out for Michael Scott, Adam Scott and John Cho trying out for Jim’s character, and Kathryn Hahn — looking good — trying out for Pam Beesley. Honestly, the others wouldn’t have suited the series, but I love idea of Hahn as Pam. She makes me happy in my happy places.
We already knew about some of the people who, in 2003, originally auditioned for various characters on NBC’s The Office — such as Alan Tudyk for Michael Scott, Mary Lynn Rajskub for Pam, ...
DMC Says Jay-Z And Lil Wayne 'Ain't Hot' (1 фото + 1 видео)
Your reaction to this story likely depends on whether you grew up with Run–D.M.C. For those who did and still own a pristine copy of Raising Hell on vinyl, it’s a “about time someone said it” moment. To everyone else, though, it’s a reminder that as people get older, they get crankier and get off my lawnier, even if they’re kind of right. As reported by AllHipHop, DMC, a founding member of the Queens based Hip Hop group Run-DMC, added onto recent criticisms of some of hip hop’s biggest stars in saying, “Lil Wayne [and] Jay-Z ain’t hot, it’s just they’re programmed so many times people are brainwashed.” Throughout the 1980s, Run-DMC provided some of hip-hop’s earliest commercial successes. In his recent statement, DMC also noted that hip-hop has undergone a stark shift from its early epoch as a youth culture. “It was inevitable that hip-hop became commercialized but along the way our power got taken away,” he says. “Now you got the same 12 records on radio being played over and over again.” He’s not wrong, I guess, but he also appears to be coming from the perspective of someone who thinks FM radio is the be all and end all. Getting your song on the radio isn’t as important as used to be, and like Alice Cooper before him, DMC is ignoring the likes of Killer Mike and Young Fathers and Chance the Rapper. You might not hear them on HOT 97 as much as, say, Nicki Minaj, but they’re still greatly shaping the sound of hip-hop in 2013, for the better. Still, “Dumb Girl” is a great song.
Your reaction to this story likely depends on whether you grew up with Run–D.M.C. For those who did and still own a pristine copy of Raising Hell on vinyl, it’s a “about time someone said it” moment.
Good Morning, Here's A Guy Pulling Off A Scooter Front Flip (Video) (1 фото + 1 видео)
Football started back up, but the most important thing you missed this weekend is this guy doing a scooter front flip. Well, he’s either doing a scooter front flip, or Mike Haggar from ‘Final Fight’ became a scooter and started piledriving people. Good to know Razor technology is still advancing after its collapse into irrelevancy sometime last decade.
Football started back up, but the most important thing you missed this weekend is this guy doing a scooter front flip.
RIP Art Donovan, 1925-2013 (1 фото + 2 видео)
Sad news out of the world of fat guys and legendary pro football today, as Baltimore Colts great Art Donovan has passed away. Donovan, 89, who died Sunday of a respiratory ailment at Stella Maris Hospice, played and talked a great game. He was a Hall of Fame defensive tackle for the Baltimore Colts and an engaging raconteur at banquets and on TV talk shows. His cherublike face, adenoidal voice and side-splitting tales of yore captivated generations of viewers who never saw Donovan collar a quarterback or take down a runner. “Artie made a career out of telling people everything that he’d done right — and wrong — in football,” said Ordell Braase, his teammate on the field and in the broadcast studio. “The diversity of his appeal was amazing. Everyone wanted to hug ‘Fatso,’ from young girls to little old ladies.” Donovan died just before 8 p.m., surrounded by 15 to 20 family members, said his daughter, Kelly Donovan-Mazzulli. (via Baltimore Sun) That sounds like a pretty good way to go. Donovan will be remembered as much for his presence off the field as his presence on it, from his 10 appearances on ‘Late Night With David Letterman’ to his infamous guest hosting gig at WWF’s King of the Ring ’94, where he incessantly wondered aloud how much the various wrestlers weighed and waxed poetic about Razor Ramon, a wrestler he barely understood. If you haven’t ever experienced those moments, oh man, please scroll down a little and watch these videos. Art Donovan was the best, and will be missed.
Sad news out of the world of fat guys and legendary pro football today, as Baltimore Colts great Art Donovan has passed away.